When I went to bed last night there was a Winter Storm Warning for 1am - 4pm....yippy snow!But then, 3am- I wake up and look out...no snow.430am- I wake up and look out...no snow. Send an email to friends in warm places, complaining that there is no snow!500am - I look out....no snow.6:15am - I let the wieners out....snow! Lots of snow. Hurry to go to work early!6:45am - Back out of driveway, boss calls "Don't come in today!" My wishes were answered~6:47am- BIG Decisions....turn around or go to coffee....Go to the coffee, of course!!! (E would be so proud!)6:55am- Arrive at coffee...some people are grumpy because they had to shovel snow....grrrr.7:30am - City plow truck plows me in! Dammit. I move car.9:35am - Police tell me that the new place that I parked isn't a good place....I'm plowed in AGAIN!9:40am - I dig out my car, and go to leave. Of course....I'm stuck!9:42am - Two Howell police push me out. One stops to ask me if he knows me...yeh, that's just great. No.9:43am - Friends at coffee are watching and laughing at me.9:48am - Finally, I'm headed home, where's my cell phone?9:49am - Turn on street next to funeral home....get stuck again!9:55am - Cute funeral director offers to push me out, but before that...he asks me where he knows me from...seriously.9:57am- I'm on my way....again....9:57am- I think to myself "I love me comfy, warm boots! Good job!"9:59am - I find my phone in my hoodie pocket...sweet.10:05am - I wave to my nice nieghbors, turn into my driveway and get stuck in MY own driveway!10:06am- I swear at myself for being so "adventurous"! I'm calling it that, not to admit I'm stupid.10:11am - I'm in the cold, swearing that I lost my favorit leopard print beanie hat!!! son of a....10:12am - I almost hit my garage getting unstuck.10:13am - Open door to go in, and Kraut wiener escapes and gets in over his head in snow.10:14am - I grab my wiener...and think "I really should make these two wieners be sled dogs!10:20am - Inside I go.....when I decide to call my mom to tell her what I've done this morning....10:22am - Then I listen to my mom tell me that I shouldn't go anywhere today...really? Ya think?10:23am - I settle in on the couch, where it's warm, with my wieners....happy to be "Home".10:26am - Then I think to myself "For those of you who got my previous email, about there not being anysnow...I guess the jokes on me. Dammit." 10:27am - Guess the only thing to do now is to bake Grimmas Gookies....for whoever comes to plows my driveway. hint hint. I heart Winter Snow Storms!
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